Real Person Fic: CW
Stories are listed chronologically by when I wrote them. In other words, the lower a story is in its section, the better the chance is it will be very, very bad. Just in the interest of full disclosure.
Title: Do Androids Dream?
Summary: AU: Sam has been training to be a blade runner most of his life, ever since a group of rogue replicants killed his mother in an attempt to kidnap him as a baby. Now he's one of the top officers in the L.A. Police Department's Blade Running Unit, with a reputation for being ruthless when retiring rebellious androids. Problem is: Sam's never been as comfortable killing replicants as he pretends to be; growing up with Dean as his primary caretaker and a valued member of the family has left Sam with a weak spot for androids that he knows might get him killed one day. Knowing that doesn't stop Sam from loving Dean, or from wishing his replicant was as human as he acts. Now he's on the trail of Azazel, the yellow-eyed android responsible for ruining his life, but the closer he gets to retiring Azazel and putting an end to his days as a blade runner, the more he learns that there might be no turning back for him and Dean. (Loosely based on Blade Runner)
[Words: 16,398; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Into the City of Woe
Summary: The champion's name is Sam, and sitting high upon his throne, Dean hates him.
[Words: 19,998; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Behold, A Pale Horse
Summary: When Sam fails to complete the third trial, a tear in the barrier between Earth and Hell is created and hellspawn called shadon are unleashed. The only way to bind these creatures and close the gates of Hell is for a sacrifice to be made by the man who chose his own life over completing the trials, and this time, the price is even greater. In order to correct the apocalypse he's released, Sam must kill his soulmate and live with the consequences.
After years without Dean, Sam dies on a hunt and thinks he will finally be reunited with his brother in Heaven. But when his reaper appears, it's Dean himself, and he's not as willing to reap Sam as Sam is to be reaped.
[Words: 19,221; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Into Oblivion
Summary: AU after 8x23: Sam dies before completing the last trial, leaving Dean alone and desperate. After a month of trying to bring Sam back with no luck, Dean gets a tip from the most unlikely of places: Metatron. Now reigning in Heaven, the angel is still looking for stories—one story in particular. Sam and Dean broke destiny when they derailed the apocalypse, rewrote the book Metatron had penned himself so many thousands of years ago, and now theirs is the only history the Scribe of God can't access. Although he has Sam's soul captive in Heaven, no amount of torture has convinced Sam to give up his and Dean's life story.
Metatron gives Dean a scroll and makes a bet: if Dean can follow the instructions and return Sam's soul to his body within three days, then Heaven will relinquish its claim on Sam. If he can't? Dean will forget he ever had a brother, and all of his memories of Sam will belong to Metatron. It sounds like a fair enough deal, but of course there's a catch. From the moment Dean reads the instructions, he begins to forget Sam and his quest, each memory disappearing faster the more clues he leaves to keep himself on track. It's a race against the clock to decide Sam's life, and it's all or nothing. Dean will get his brother back—or lose him completely.
[Words: 24,390; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Between Scylla and Charybdis
Summary: To save a young girl, Dean insists on rushing into a job before they really know what they're hunting. They just barely make it out intact: one small injury, a bite to Dean's neck, and as far as Sam's concerned they got lucky. At least until they find out the bite they'd thought was no big deal is slowly changing Dean into a lake monster. Now Sam has to decide between killing his brother and risking that Dean will turn him next.
[Words: 12,413; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Living on Flood Tides
Summary: AU after 5x22: Sam mysteriously returns from the cage and Dean thinks their problems are solved. Unfortunately, Sam is so shaken from his time in Hell that he can't—won't?—even talk to Dean, and when natural disasters begin to occur as frequently as they did when the Devil was walking the Earth, Dean realizes his brother may have acquired some of the angel's powers without picking up the ability to control them. In order to prevent Sam from hurting anyone, Dean finds a house as far from anything as he can manage and settles there to wait until the day Sam gets better—or until they both get killed by Sam's grace.
[Words: 20,000; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: Season 8 AU: Sam completes his second trial—slaying a hydra—and is one step closer to shutting the gates of Hell. The hydra's venom has a curious side effect, however, and Dean wakes up one day to find six tentacles have sprouted from his brother's back. When Kevin sends them to an oracle to find out the last trial, they discover why.
[Words: 17,713; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Kicks Like a Sleep Twitch
Summary: Season 3 AU: Sam continues to use the dream root after they finish the dreamwalking hunt in order to make his ability to control dreams stronger. He tells himself it's just to hone a skill he can use while hunting. As Dean's deal gets closer to coming due and Sam's nightmares become more and more vivid, however, it becomes an escape—until Sam walks into Dean's dream and everything changes. What started as a way to avoid bad dreams becomes a new connection between Sam and Dean, one so strong that even the distance between Earth and Hell can't keep them apart.
[Words: 28,086; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Formed of Dust
Summary: His Dark Materials Fusion: Ever since Sam was a little kid he's been different, whether it was his male daemon or the mysterious Dust only Sam could see. Now he's trapped in the underworld after saving the planet, separated from his brother, his daemon, and even his body. Dean and his wolf daemon Trixin try to take care of Xantherios, Sam's dying raven daemon, but they're both starting to give up hope. When Sam returns, cold and seemingly indifferent to both his brother and his own daemon, they think they've lost him forever. At least until Castiel arrives and tells Dean that the secret to saving Sam from Hell and reconnecting soul and body lies in the Dust Dean only ever half believed in. Desperate to save his brother, Dean faces an unimaginable horror to enter the underworld and bring Sam back.
[Words: 16,523; Rating: R]
Title: Consider the Hairpin Turn
Summary: AU of 6x22: Sam's wall has shattered and the memories in his mind have splintered. When the Sam who remembers Hell tells him to go find Jess and be happy, Sam knows he can't stay while Dean needs him. But when the Sam from Hell says that Dean is already there looking for him, Sam leaves his memories of the pit behind to find him.
What he finds is a life he doesn't remember: a house that he shares with his brother (and has for years), a law career he thought he'd left behind at Stanford, and a relationship with Dean he never dreamed he could have. Life is almost too good to be true, at least until Sam begins to hear his brother's voice calling to him, begging him to wake up.
[Words: 27,692; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Houses Out of Cardboard Boxes
Summary: It's been nine months since Castiel went missing and the baby has Jimmy Novak's eyes. It isn’t hard for Sam to put two and two together.
[Note: EPILOGUE; Words: 17,135; Rating: PG-13]
Title: A List of Typos Made by God
Summary: The summer before Sam leaves for Stanford, Dean begins to forget his relationship with Sam. Every morning he remembers less, and Sam is just waiting for the day Dean forgets him completely.
[Words: 44,443; Rating: NC-17]
Title: All Fired Up, This Soul
Summary: Slowly but surely, Sam gets his soul back. That’s the easy part. (AU after 6x10 - Caged Heat)
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 13,450; Rating: R]
Title: Perpetual Motion
Summary: Dean keeps his promise to Sam for as long as he can, but after two years, he still can’t cope with his brother’s loss. When he leaves Lisa to try and sort out his issues, however, he discovers that Sam is already back and dealing with the aftermath of Lucifer’s possession. Together, they struggle with Sam’s new powers and their relationship with each other, but when something starts targeting the people they’ve saved, the powers just might be the only thing that can stop it. (AU after 5x22)
[Words: 30,539; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Tabula Rasa
Summary: Sam and Dean find each other in The Empty.
[Words: 1,849; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: "Five more minutes," she mumbles from inside her cocoon, just like she did when she was a bony thirteen year old boy with acne and racecar pajamas.
[Words: 1,037; Rating: R]
Title: Gonna Take You to the Glory
Summary: When Dean finds out from some high school seniors that there's a girl who sucks dicks for hours through a gloryhole every Thursday night in an abandoned house, he can't wait for the next Thursday to go to the address they gave him and get his dick sucked, too.
When it happens again a few months later in a different town, he can't believe his luck. The third time, he starts to think that it's a bit suspicious. The fourth time, though, Dean finally puts two and two together.
[Words: 8,016; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: Sam is hit with a spell that puts him to sleep. For seven hours, nothing can wake him. Not even Dean.
[Words: 3,935; Rating: NC-17]
Title: What's in a Name?
Summary: Five times all they needed was each other's names.
[Words: 1,500; Rating: R]
Title: Growing Pains
Summary: AR after 10x12: Sam kills the witch who put a spell on his brother before they get a chance to restore him to his proper body. Dean is stuck in the body of a 14-year-old, and Sam should really keep his hands to himself.
[Words: 4,885; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Strawberry Fields
Summary: Sam has hardly slept off his last exam when Dean knocks on his door. He's not surprised, though he probably should be. He spent last winter break alone, and all the evidence pointed to Sam never seeing his brother again. But he felt Dean coming, an invisible thread stretched too tight between them loosening with every mile.
Before he can question it, he's sitting shotgun, his feet propped on the dash, the too-loud songs of his childhood sung in his brother's off key voice filling his ears as the wind whips past. And they're driving off to all points nowhere, nothing to do but take in the sights and each other.
[Words: 10,942; Rating: NC-17]
Title: And a Hard Place
Summary: As soon as they were inside their room, Dean made a line for the closet and slammed the door, and Sam wasn't even surprised, this has been happening for years. He can't account for the why, but he gets that Dean needs it, so he doesn't say all the things he wants to.
[Words: 3,150; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Dark Paradise
Summary: AU after 3x16: He knew as soon as Dean rose up from the bones what it was he brought to life. And maybe Sam should have been horrified right there and right then, but he was giddy as he watched Dean kill. All he could think was it's really him, he even looks the same.
[Words: 3,552; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Stranger That I Used to Know
Summary: Sam and Dean wake up in a hospital without memories of their life before and no clues except for each other. Together, they try to hunt down the creature responsible for their memory loss, but what they find along the way might be even better.
[Words: 11,500; Rating: NC-17]
Title: When It's Over
Summary: Dean's got no illusions that Sam stayed for him. He knows that as soon as they've sealed Hell's gates Sam is gone. That's the thought that sends him to Sam's bed. He won't have Sam pretty soon, he can't keep Sam, he's gotta take every damn crumb he can get before Sam's gone.
[Words: 3,839; Rating: R]
Summary: While exploring the Men of Letters' bunker, Sam discovers a mirror that shows him his heart's greatest desire.
[Note: kind of a Harry Potter fusion; Words: 5,701; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Minotaurs Inside a Maze
Summary: Sam goes into Purgatory, determined to bring his brother back no matter what the cost, but Dean isn't the same when Sam finds him, and he doesn't want to be saved.
[Words: 9,763; Rating: R]
Title: Now Sleeps the Swan
Summary: AU: After a long day at work, all Dean wants is a warm shower and his little sister's company. Unfortunately, things don't really go that way. Dean returns to find Sam missing and discovers that she's been kidnapped and cursed to turn into a swan every morning when the sun comes up.
[Note: girl!Sam/Dean; Words: 8,797; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Here's Looking at You
Summary: AU after 5x22: Sam's last request before he jumped into the Pit was for Dean to keep living without him. Dean finds his promise impossible to keep, but just before he can call it quits, he gets a visit from a 16-year-old Sam, who is understandably curious as to what circumstances have led to his brother being alone and as miserable as he clearly is. Together they try to understand why Sam is there and how to send him back to his own time, but they discover a little more than that along that way.
[Words: 8,880; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Here Be Dragons
Summary: Sam cleverly tricks Dean into joining him on a romantic Hawaii getaway. Unfortunately (fortunately?) the kraken hunt he uses to convince Dean to agree to come has some unforeseen side effects. Namely, Sam starts sprouting tentacles.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 4,657; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Mind's Eye
Summary: Everything is just about as bad as it can possibly get. And then one day, completely out of nowhere, Dean disappears.
[Words: 7,362; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Voice of Rage and Ruin
Summary: Coda to 2x14 – Born Under a Bad Sign: We'll ask him tomorrow, Meg says, like she's promising Sam something he wants. And if he says no, we'll take it anyway.
[Note: Meg!Sam/Dean; Words: 4,522; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Please Leave Your Taste on My Tongue
Summary: Sam has her period, and the only thing that makes her cramps feel better is getting off.
[Note: girl!Sam/Dean; Words: 2,349; Rating: NC-17]
Title: To Be or Knot to Be
Summary: Balthazar curses Dean--three hours to knot with Sam or he dies. Dean is hesitant, Sam isn’t.
[Words: 2,019; Rating: NC-17]
Title: The Man of Law
Summary: Sam is cursed into acting out his most repressed urges. Dean points and laughs and enables, until things get a little too personal.
[Words: 5,101; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Land Before Time
Summary: This is all Sam’s fault. Sam and his stupid, flailing limbs. All Dean was trying to do was get laid, and now he’s dodging fucking dinosaurs.
[Words: 3,565; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Antioch, Illinois
Summary: Six years ago, Sam and Dean Winchester saved Antioch, Illinois from a Dragon. Hailed as heroes, they become the unofficial mayors of a town that is half Stepford, half a haven for hunters. After a few years in the spotlight, however, Dean just wants some time alone with his brother. They go on a hunt to celebrate his 40th birthday but things don’t really go as planned.
[Words: 8,838; Rating: PG-13]
Title: At the Gate (To the Garden of Eden)
Summary: Dean isn’t gay. Not even a little bit. At least, not until he visits his cousin, Jess, at Stanford and meets her roommate, Sam.
[Note: Unrelated!Boys + Timestamp; Words: 6,640; Rating: R]
Title: Send Out the Morning Birds
Summary: Lisa POV: A week ago, Dean Winchester knocked on her door, broken by something he wouldn’t share with her, and asked to stay. A visit in the night takes him from her just as suddenly. (A sort of coda to 5x22)
[Words: 2,519; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Like Puzzle Pieces From the Clay
Summary: A drunken conversation makes Dean realize that maybe he and Sam really are soul mates, and maybe that’s okay with him.
[Words: 1,648; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Best Is Yet to Be
Summary: Missing Scene from 05x07 - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester: Sam will always love his brother.
[Words: 1,441; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Making Maps Out of Your Dreams
Summary: Four times Sam read the map wrong, and one he didn't.
[Words: 5,321; Rating: NC-17]
Title: A Sort of Harem
Summary: Sam teaches Dean that libraries can be fun after all.
[Words: 1,866; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Being Sam Winchester
Summary: Not a coda so much as a passive aggressive response to 05x12 - Swap Meat: Sam and Dean switch bodies. Porn happens. Set after 05x19 - Hammer of the Gods.
[Words: 5,310; Rating: NC-17]
Title: All That’s Done’s Forgiven
Summary: Adam POV: The angels told Adam a lot of things about his brothers—he hadn’t thought for a minute this part was true (Slight AU from 5x18 in which they get Adam out before Michael shows up).
[Words: 3,381; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Two White Carnations
Summary: When Sam’s in the first grade, he learns about Mother’s Day. Dean spends the next ten years trying to make him forget.
[Words: 1,921; Rating: PG]
Title: Washed His Hands and Sealed His Fate
Summary: 5x04 Coda: Sam’s POV during the meeting between Lucifer and future!Dean.
[Words: 1,704; Rating: PG-13]
Title: A Bit of a Pickle
Summary: Dean Winchester is trying to woo his brother. Things are not going well.
[Words: 2,239; Rating: PG-13]
Title: And All Was Said
Summary: Dean finally gives in after months of trying to resist Sam, but when Dean goes on a hunt with John and leaves Sam behind, things go terribly wrong.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 6,706; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Familiar Resolve
Summary: Coda to 5.16: Sam just wants to see his big brother wearing the amulet again.
[Words: 3,386; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Breaking the Girl
Summary: Sam gets turned into a girl and sees it as a chance to finally get what he’s wanted for years.
[Words: 3,773; Rating: R]
Title: Oh, but the Longing is Terrible
Summary: Sam gets hit by a sex pollen that kills you in three days if you haven’t satisfied your deepest desire. Dean will do anything he can to save his brother, including tell him the secret he’s been hiding for years.
[Words: 6,489; Rating: NC-17]
Title: It’s a Sin with a Name
Summary: Sam was twelve the first time he realized he wanted his brother. Dean was done for the night he carried Sam out of that nursery.
[Words: 4,502; Rating: R]
Title: A Good Exit
Summary: Dean kills Lucifer and is nearly killed himself. When Dean’s left physically and emotionally drained, Sam finally gets his chance to save his brother.
[Words: 6,910; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Baby, Come On Home
Summary: Dean visits Sam at Stanford and tries to cope with losing his brother.
[Words: 3,114; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Trophy Case
Summary: Dean has just been risen from Hell and he misses his scars.
[Words: 3,657; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Help Your Brother’s Boat
Summary: Dean is still hurt, Sam is still guilty, and sex fixes everything.
[Words: 1,544; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Never Again
Summary: They were together one night before Sam left, and that wasn’t something Dean could just get over.
[Words: 3,275; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Well, It’s a Life
Summary: It’s a Terrible Life AU: What if the angels had forced Dean to figure out who he was by himself while he was still Dean Smith? Would he choose to go back to being Dean Winchester? And how would the experience change him?
[Words: 2,996; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Sing, Heavenly Muse
Summary: Sam and Dean are hunting something that’s making artists commit suicide. Can they find out how to stop it before it gets Chuck?
[Words: 2,649; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Can I Keep You?
Summary: Sam makes a stupid mistake and now their ghost-free house has not one, but four ghosts. When they take out the baddies, however, will it be as easy to get rid of the friendly one?
[Words: 5,810; Rating: R]
Title: A Fairy Tale or: A Tale of Two Fairies
Summary: When Sam and Dean agreed to babysit, they had no idea it would be like this.
[Words: 4,166; Rating: PG-13]
Title: In Paradise, All is Forgiven
Summary: The Apocalypse has ended, but Dean is still going on sneaky meetings with Castiel every Sunday. A heart-broken Sam must accept that he may not be first in Dean’s heart when his brother disappears without a word. When he discovers Dean’s real reason for leaving, however, he sets out to give Dean the life they both always wanted.
[Words: 7,470; Rating: PG-13]
Summary: Dean finds Sam praying.
[Words: 2,087; Rating: NC-17]
Title: A Done Deal
Summary: Dean mourns his brother’s death and decides to make his deal.
[Words: 2,237; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: AU: After sharing one weekend with Sam and his brother, Jess never expects to see Dean Winchester again. He comes back a year later and reluctantly agrees to take Jess along on a hunt to find their father. Sam and Jess return to Palo Alto to find their home in ruins and have no choice but to join Dean on the road.
Three years later, Jess can’t imagine living any other way. When Dean makes a deal to save Sam, however, her life gets turned upside down yet again. (Parallel of Seasons 3-5 if Jess had survived)
[Rating: NC-17; Words in Verse: 52,065]
The Crumbling Difference (Between Wrong and Right)
Summary: AU after 5x22: Tired of seeing Dean trying to live without his brother, Castiel decides to do what he can to bring Sam back. Raising Sam creates a bond between the three of them that follows Castiel to Heaven, linking him to Sam and Dean whether he wants to feel them or not. The Winchester brothers decide to settle down and rebuild a haunted house, making sure that Castiel knows he has a home there if he wants it. But while Castiel wants nothing more than to fall again and join them, his duty keeps him in Heaven, fighting a civil war for a place he no longer feels at home in.
[Words: 16,518; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Only a Full House Gonna Make a Home
Summary: Dean shows up on her doorstep one night, looking more dead than alive. It isn’t so out-of-the-ordinary, except that he has a screaming brother in tow. “The wall broke,” Dean explains, as if that makes any sense, and Lisa is starting to forget why she keeps letting him back in.
[Words: 10,124; Rating: R]
Title: It's a Clusterfuck
Summary: “You’re not my brother,” Dean says, unaware that in another world, at the same moment, his aforementioned brother is sitting up, rubbing a sore back, and saying the same exact thing.
“No,” the man (it must be Jared, Dean thinks) replies. “You’re not my catty co-star, are you?”
Dean shakes his head and reminds himself that even the longest of Winchester days can always somehow get longer.
[Note: Episode 6x15 'verse Jared and Jensen + SEQUEL; Words: 4,088; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Honey, Give Me a Smile
Summary: Jess has a few too many shots of tequila during a game of ‘Truth or Dare?’ and accidentally reveals her deepest fantasy: to have a threesome with brothers. Sam decides he can help with that.
[Words: 5,440; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Coupling in the Infinite
Summary: Sam and Dean go to Heaven. They’re not the only ones there.
[Words: 6,017; Rating: NC-17]
Title: The Whisper of Temptation
Summary: Sam feels the itch—humming relentlessly, just under his skin—for a long time before he decides to scratch it.
[Words: 3,698; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Brothers Called Bini
Summary: AU: When Sam went to Stanford, he left behind a twin sister and an older brother—he’d been sleeping with both. Now, Dean and Jess come back into Sam’s life and Sam sees the effect leaving had on all three of them.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 6,018; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Draw Three Figures on Your Heart
Summary: Once upon a time, Sam Winchester was an only child.
[Words: 5,467; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Go On and Eat Stone (the Cold Stone Cake remix)
Summary: Just under four years ago, one of maybe three people in the world Dean thought he could trust broke him worse than any of the monsters he'd expected it from. Three years running, Sam's found a way to make that his fault.
[Note: Remix of roque_clasique's Eat Stone and Go On; Words: 3,028; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Rocks Fall (Everyone Dies)
Summary: Sam and Dean are hunting a mountain troll when a rock fall leaves them not only trapped but separated, too. Oh, and of course Sam had to go and break his leg. Because that's just their luck.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 3,196; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Sam Winchester the Big Red Dog
Summary: Sam starts getting picked on at school because of how small he is, so Dean finds a spell to make him bigger. Only Dean's not very good at spells, it turns out.
[Words: 3,283; Rating: PG]
Title: Tear Apart (His Fairytale World)
Summary: Attempting to console a terrified Sam, Dean tells him a story. Sam takes it a little too seriously.
[Words: 3,082; Rating: PG]
Title: What Part of Which One of Them
Summary: Dean’s first hunt on his own doesn’t go as planned and Dean is devastated by his failure. For the first time ever, it’s Sam who has to comfort Dean.
[Words: 2,083; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Can’t Have Your Brother and Eat Him, Too
Summary: Sam gets turned into a pie. Dean really, really likes pie.
[Words: 1,707; Rating: PG]
Title: Old Dogs, New Tricks
Summary: Post-Apocalypse. Sam and Dean are reunited with Bela…except now she’s an entirely different kind of problem.
[Words: 1,949; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Baby’s Venom
Summary: Sam and Dean take a job from Bobby to help a mother who says her daughter is not human.
[Words: 5,850; Rating: PG]
Title: To Home Afar
Summary: Tired of leaving Sam behind on holidays, Jess takes Sam home with her for Memorial Day weekend.
[Words: 7,066; Rating: PG-13]
Title: (Every Heart is a Package) Tangled Up in Knots Someone Else Tied
Summary: Heaven, it turns out, is nothing but an eternity of waiting. But at least the company is good.
[Words: 2,663; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Castaways
Summary: AU: Jared is a passenger on a ship to America when a storm forces them to take refuge on the first spit of dry land they find. There, Jared finds Jensen, a man who has been stranded alone on the island for years.
[Words: 11,683; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Off the Menu
Summary: AU: Jared is an injured kid wandering down the side of the road the first time Jensen meets him. He brings Jared back to Baby's, his father's diner, to help. As they grow up, they become close friends, but just when Jensen is beginning to realize his feelings for Jared may be more than friendly, Jared disappears.
Years later, Jared returns to his diner, but he's not alone. Every night, he comes in escorted by a different john, and Jensen quietly aches for the boy he fell in love with.
[Words: 26,565; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: AU: Jared is a farm hand, the sole breadwinner of a poor and growing family. When his brother steals an herb from a witch to save his sick wife, she curses the entire family, turning them into swans.
Jared returns home to find his family missing. The witch makes a deal with him: if he can knit six shirts out of poisonous nettles in three years and put one on each of his cursed relatives, it will break the spell. But Jared must also promise not to speak…which seemed like a pretty easy thing to do, until a beautiful prince stumbles upon him and takes him in. Basically, a J2 retelling of The Six Swans fairytale.
[Words: 35,221; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Carve Our Names in Hearts Into the Warhead
Summary: AU: After years of training to be a U.S. missileer, Jared finds himself locked in a missile silo underground with only one other pissed off crew member to keep him company. There he and Jensen wait (and wait and wait) for a message from their superiors: an order that will either announce the end of World War III and tell them to return to life on the surface or leave them with the responsibility of sending a retaliatory missile to the enemy, ensuring that no one makes it out alive on either side except for those safely contained in fallout shelters.
[Words: 20,267; Rating: NC-17]
Title: A Doll's House
Summary: AU: Jensen owns Puzzles Toys, a high-end store specializing in making and selling dollhouses. Jared is a regular; he stops by every few days with his daughter, Emma. They visit so often that Jensen can't help starting to suspect it's not just toys bringing them back.
[Words: 20,763; Rating: R]
Title: As Boundless As the Sea
Summary: AU: Jensen is an Engelon, a race whose home planet was drained of all its resources and abandoned thousands of years ago. Now what remains of their collective live in a large spaceship that travels between galaxies in order to find, conquer, and drain new planets and their inhabitants of the one precious substance they need to survive: water. The Engelons don’t feel anything except for greed, thirst, and hatred for all creatures that try to stand in their way—except for Jensen. Always the odd alien out, Jensen has tried to keep his yearnings and emotions buried, but when his collective discovers a big, blue planet called Earth, everything changes.
Jensen is assigned the task of observing humanity up close, learning their ways and customs. When Jensen unintentionally takes a human form, his fellow Engelons have finally had enough. They cast him down to Earth, far from any ocean, where it is assumed he will die without access to water. But Jensen is rescued by Jared, a man who lives alone on the farm Jensen was dropped on. Jared has lost everything he ever held dear, but he has not lost his kindness or his willingness to help a very strange stranger in need.
Or: The Epic Love Story of Jensen Tentackles and Farmboy!Jared
[Words: 35,209; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Arm in Arm, We'll Win the Fight
Summary: Pokémon AU: Like most kids his age, Jared left home at age 18, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, determined to become a Pokémon master. Five years later, the plan has changed a bit—Jared traded in his gym badge collection for a better adventure, a chance to do some good. Now he's what you might call an eco-terrorist; he finds abusive Pokémon masters and, well, persuades them to free their Pokémon. Jared doesn't believe in keeping Pokémon as pets, but he frees a Ninetales from Team Rocket that will not stop following him. In addition to his new, fire-type plus one, Jared keeps bumping into a very forward, very handsome, green-eyed stranger. He doesn't know who Jensen is, why he seems to be everywhere Jared goes, or why his Ninetales takes off every time Jensen is near, but he's very much enjoying trying to figure it out.
[Words: 24,011; Rating: NC-17]
Title: In the Small of My Heart
Summary: AU: Jared is a borrower. At just under four and a half inches, it's his job to venture out into the world of bigger men in order to find and borrow (not steal) the items he needs to support his family. His whole life, Jared has lived by one rule: a borrower can never be seen. But then Jensen moves into the big house, catches Jared red-handed in the middle of a borrowing, and lets him go instead of trapping him. Jensen isn't greedy or dangerous like the giants Jared has always been warned about; he's sad and sick and, more than anything, he's lonely.
[Note: Timestamps; Words: 16,055; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Dream a Little Dream of Menagerie
Summary: AU: Jared's got the perfect job. He runs a pet store for his boss Misha—but it's not just any pet store. Misha's Dream a Little Dream of Menagerie is full of creatures most people only ever imagine: tiny lantern dragons, judgmental unicorns, songbirds that sound better than any radio, and even a baby Loch Ness monster. Lately it's been kind of hard to concentrate, however, thanks to the new on-site vet, Jensen, who has everything Jared's perfect man would have…and a serious boyfriend on top of all that.
[Words: 16,139; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Oh, My Queen!
Summary: Non-AU: Supernatural has been over for three years, and, despite his best efforts, Jensen can't help feeling like his and Jared's friendship ended with the show's wrap. Now a successful film director, Jensen travels back to Vancouver to try and convince Jared to star in his next big project. Before meeting with his former co-star, Jensen visits a gay club with a former member of the Supernatural crew and discovers a whole life Jared has been hiding from him—one in which Jared is one of the star performers at The Cobalt's weekly drag show.
[Note: Timestamp + Timestamp; Words: 32,000; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Rattling Your Locks
Summary: AU: Born into slavery, Jared has been trained and used as a pleasure slave ever since he was a teenager. Rare and coveted because of his Alpha status, Jared has always sold to the richest and often cruelest of masters.
His new master, the young but ruthless CEO of TradeMark Entertainment, Jensen Ackles, seems no different. At least, not until Jared stops to wonder what a consummate Alpha male like Ackles would want with another Alpha as his pleasure slave.
Things only get more confusing when Jared arrives at his new master's home and finds that there are no other slaves. He soon learns that Ackles freed all of his father's slaves when he inherited them and has been a vocal supporter and patron of anti-slavery groups since. Jared doesn't know how to reconcile this knowledge with his master's outward coldness, but the more he learns about Ackles, the less he seems to fit into the assumptions that Jared has made about him.
[Words: 50,240; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Rub Me the Right Way
Summary: AU: "You're a genie and you live in Chad's bong?" Jared asks stupidly.
"It's a lamp," the genie replies. "It's a goddamn lamp!"
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 20,295; Rating: R]
Title: Sparks are Whirling Faster
Summary: College Knotting AU: As a senior in high school, Jared decides to sneak into a college party with his friends. He knows the laws and he knows the danger—he's heard of Omegas going into heat and losing control the first time they meet an Alpha. He goes anyway, convinced he's not an Omega because he doesn't fit the bill. It's not until the morning after that he realizes just how wrong he was. And now he can't get Jensen, the Alpha who rescued him, out of his head.
[Note: Timestamps; Words: 18,453; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Vesti la Giubba
Summary: AU: Tartarus is not the first circus Jensen's worked, but it's certainly the creepiest. After months without work, Jensen's not really in the place to be picky, so he takes the contortionist job he's offered and rolls with it. The people aren't bad at least, and the ringleader, Jared, is as hot as he is mysterious. Jensen won't complain about a job that feeds him and gets him laid regularly, and it's not like curses are real, anyway.
[Words: 26,747; Rating: NC-17]
Title: By the Lion
Summary: Narnia AU: Jared is expecting a long, boring summer stuck in the country with his crazy uncle. Instead, he trips through a painting and ends up in a different world, smack in the middle of a war. Now it's up to Jared to survive in Narnia, learn who to trust and who to stay away from, and decide which side he's willing to fight—maybe even die—for.
[Words: 36,000; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Along the Road to Anywhere
Summary: AU: There’s an old man in east Texas named Jared Padalecki. Every night, he tells the story of his life to 100 or so strangers. It’s not true, never the same story twice, though there are parts that stay the same, give or take a few embellishments. That doesn’t matter much when he’s up there talking. He’ll make you believe.
Jensen sits in the audience, front row, and waits for the show to begin.
[Words: 21,812; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Not the Gumdrop Buttons
Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 12,339; Rating: NC-17]
Title: To Kiss the Sweet Rose
Summary: College AU: Jensen’s been in love with Jared almost as long as they’ve been friends, but he’s given up all hope that Jared will ever feel the same. So when someone Jared could fall in love with approaches him for advice on how to win Jared over, Jensen finds himself in over his head. (J2 retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand)
[Words: 20,314; Rating: PG-13]
Title: But We'll Always Have Our Vending Machines
Summary: AU: Jensen is the new math teacher at Stimson High. On his first day, he meets Jared Padalecki, an English teacher with a killer smile and a little too much time on his hands. Jared is pretty much perfect except for one thing: Jensen has no idea if they’re flirting or just friends.
[Note: Timestamp + Timestamp; Words: 20,800; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Nobility’s True Badge
Summary: AU: Jared works in a bookshop café, Jensen walks in on the wrong night. And then just keeps walking in.
[Words: 17,722; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Slow Show
Summary: Non-AU future!fic: Three years after Supernatural ends, Jared and Jensen find themselves divorced and needing each other more than ever. Jensen wakes up to discover that he’s been in love with his best friend for ten years, but changing their relationship from friends to lovers proves easier said than done.
[Note: Timestamp + Timestamp; Words: 25,500; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Cue the Sun
Summary: AU: Jared Padalecki lived twenty years without knowing his life was a TV show. When he accidentally ended up stranded in the real world, it fell to a complete stranger to save him.
[Words: 16,313; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Forever and a Day
Summary: AU: Jared lives almost 100 years as a pious man before the demon Mishatopheles appears with a deal to give him back the youth he wasted in exchange for his soul. For centuries, Jared is content to spread chaos in service to his master, until he meets Jensen, whose innocent exterior cloaks a darkness Jared can’t resist.
[Words: 10,234; Rating: R]
Title: Falling Into Heaven
Summary: AU: Jensen is an acquisitions demon assigned to get Jared's soul. Problem is, Jared is so clumsy, he might just get himself killed before Jensen has a chance to corrupt him.
[Words: 3,118; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Homeward Bound
Summary: There's a curse on Jensen's family that forces every second son to be turned into a dog on his 38th birthday. Jensen learns about it the hard way.
[Words: 4,873; Rating: NC-17]
Title: One Lucky Stiff
Summary: AU: Jared is a mortician, Jensen's body is on his table, and Jensen has some complaints about the afterlife.
[Words: 4,081; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Tennessee Honey
Summary: Jared is no stranger to getting texts like this from Jensen. It’s a booty call with some unspoken context; it means that Jensen’s surrounded by too many people to say all the ways he wants to destroy Jared out loud.
[Words: 4,951; Rating: NC-17]
Title: On Rough Seas
Summary: AU: Jensen is a sailor who falls in love with a siren.
[Words: 5,370; Rating: R]
Summary: AU: He can’t help it if he thinks it’s kind of sweet. He keeps the heart in his mostly empty freezer, peeking at it every few days. It's probably not human, anyway. Obviously he’d report it if it was human.
[Words: 2,676; Rating: R]
Summary: AU: Jared made a promise to himself: if he's going to be this person, he is going to be fully aware of it. He isn't going to pretend Jensen will leave his wife any moment or that he means more than she does or that he can be upset about any of this when he's the one who came along and fucked everything up. He is taking what he can get.
[Words: 8,402; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Baby Steps
Summary: AU: Jared is nine years old when his mom marries Jensen's dad.
[Words: 6,722; Rating: NC-17]
Summary: AU: Jared's friends all think he should hate Jensen, and maybe they're right. After all, Jensen hates him, hated him from the moment they met, just because he found out Jared is gay. But Jared can't make himself feel angry, can't even make himself stay away. Instead he secretly befriends Jensen, and learns that Jensen's been holding on to some secrets of his own.
[Words: 7,984; Rating: NC-17]
Title: The Eagle Has Landed
Summary: AU: Jensen is a cop collecting information from an undercover detective. Only problem is, his informant is a little bit distracting.
[Words: 4,822; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Starbucks Rewards
Summary: Non-AU: Jared's having a really good week. Like, scary good.
[Words: 1,530; Rating: PG]
Title: Ready for My Close-Up
Summary: Non-AU: Jensen gets a little bossy when he directs. Jared likes it just fine.
[Words: 2,353; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Take Me for Everything
Summary: AU: In his five years as a New York City police officer, Jensen's seen weirder. But this guy is still pretty weird. Who stands around giving hugs out to strangers, anyway?
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 4,083; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Under the Sea
Summary: AU: Jared works in an aquarium. No one visits anymore, except for that stupidly gorgeous guy who comes by to draw every day.
[Note: SEQUEL; Words: 1,508; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The French Correction
Summary: 6x15 – The French Mistake!Verse AU: Not so long ago, Jared and Jensen were in love. This is how they fell apart. This is how they came back together.
[Words: 7,643; Rating: R]
Title: Inebriated is a Big Word for Drunk
Summary: Non-AU: This is one of those times when Jared really wishes he stopped to think about things before he did them. At least, that’s what he would be thinking if he wasn’t so damn drunk.
[Words: 3,858; Rating: NC-17]
Title: In the Same Direction
Summary: Non-AU: In theory, Jensen directing an episode was a great idea. In practice, things don’t exactly go as planned.
[Words: 2,634; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Ugly Duckling
Summary: AU: Jared is Jensen’s best friend’s little brother. So why does he look forward to seeing Jared more than Jeff lately?
[Words: 3,119; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Hazing of the Shrew
Summary: Non-AU: In an attempt to get a little bit more alone time, Jensen convinces Jared to help him distract Misha by putting him through hazing before he can officially become part of “the group.”
[Words: 3,453; Rating: R]
Title: Winning the Endgame
Summary: Non-AU: Jared loses a few things, but wins them all back with interest.
[Words: 4,047; Rating: PG-13]
Title: The Haunting
Summary: Non-AU: Jared and Jensen go on a romantic getaway. When spooky things start happening, will they be as brave as they are on TV?
[Words: 2,398; Rating: R]
Title: Always the Groomsman, Never the Groom
Summary: AU: At five years old, Jensen Ackles is uprooted and forced to move to Texas to live with his mother's new husband and his daughter, Genevieve. Jensen isn't all that excited about having a brand new little sister to worry about, but once he meets her, he immediately becomes devoted to Genevieve. Jared is the boy next door: best friend to both Jensen and Genevieve. The three grow up in each other's pockets; an inseparable triangle, and that's just how they like it. When Genevieve and Jared start dating in high school, Jensen knows how it will end—they're the perfect couple, destined for marriage from their first clumsy teenage kiss. He's happy to see them happy, but on the night of their wedding, Jensen discovers he's not strong enough to play smiling best man as he gives away both of the loves of his life.
[Note: Timestamp; Words: 25,677; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Jared and the Package Deal
Summary: College AU: Jared enjoyed the casual relationship he had going with Jensen just fine, but he couldn’t help wanting more. And then Danneel showed up, just to make things a little more complicated.
[Words: 6,290; Rating: NC-17]
Title: No I in Foursome
Summary: Non-AU: Maybe Genevieve didn’t know what she was getting herself into when she married Jared, and maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
[Words: 8,975; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Up in the Air
Summary: AU: Genevieve is an aspiring actress working dead-end jobs to pay the bills until she gets her big break. Her life isn't exactly glamorous just yet; in fact, she spends most of her time waitressing at a chain restaurant inside LAX and pining over Adrianne, a flight attendant who occasionally passes through her terminal.
[Words: 10,011; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Crazy Lesbian Sex 101
Pairing: Adrianne/Genevieve (primarily), girl!Jared/girl!Jensen, Sandy/Sophia; also Sandy/Genevieve, Sophia/Genevieve, Danneel/Genevieve
Summary: College AU: Adrianne has the incredible luck of dating a girl who is, very literally, up for anything. When they find out their new freshman buddy Alona is a virgin, Adrianne has no problem lending Genevieve to the cause of her sexual education.
[Words: 6,260; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Have Mercy
Pairing: Genevieve/Danneel, implied Jared/Jensen
Summary: Wildwest AU: Danneel is the gun-slinging cowgirl terror of the town, Genevieve is her saloon girl. And then there's porn.
[Words: 2,576; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Walk in Shadow, Move in Silence
Fandoms: Supernatural, Men in Black
Summary: Agent J finds Dean Winchester drunk and miserable in a dive bar just outside Palo Alto and initiates him into the Men in Black, luring him with the promise that he can learn how to hunt the alien scum that killed his parents and protect other families from having to suffer the same. All he has to do is become Agent D, a man with no identity, no family, and no little brother to leave him behind for better things. Dean doesn't even hesitate.
He's been an agent for almost three years when J tells him his retired partner K wants back in. Now it's up to Dean to find his next partner, but the only other person he's ever worked well with or wanted to be around is the brother who no longer remembers him.
[Words: 24,288; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Living on Wildfires
Fandoms: Supernatural, Real Person Fic - CW
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Jessica Moore
Summary: Jess escapes the fire and is too rattled to go back to school. She stays in California, working odd jobs until she's hired as a dogsitter by an actor named Jared Padalecki.
[Words: 11,174; Rating: NC-17]
Title: Sam Winchester and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Fandoms: Supernatural, Harry Potter
Summary: Sam and Dean are hunting a werewolf, but it definitely wasn’t supposed to be this werewolf.
[Words: 2,257; Rating: PG-13]
Title: Where No Man Has Gone Before
Fandoms: Supernatural, Star Trek (The Original Series)
Summary: After hearing of Mr. Spock’s adventure in the past on his home planet, Captain Kirk just can’t pass up an opportunity to see a world with ghosts and meet Dean Winchester.
[Words: 1,735; Rating: PG-13]
Title: A Fresh Start
Fandoms: Supernatural, Phantom of the Opera
Pairing: Sam/Christine, Dean/Meg Giry
Summary: Samuel and Deane Winchester are brothers and demon hunters in Victorian England. When they hear that the Paris Opera House may have a haunting, they decide to take a vacation. That’s when things get weird.
[Words: 1,937; Rating: PG]
Title: The Horror with Holodecks
Fandoms: Phantom of the Opera (Leroux), Star Trek (The Original Series)
Summary: Kirk decides to take an unorthodox vacation but when it follows him back to the Enterprise, things begin to get out of hand.
[Words: 2,833; Rating: PG]
Kiss of the Spider Woman
The Lord of the Rings
The Painted Veil
The Phantom of the Opera
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Real Person Fic: Football