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Mar. 22nd, 2012

Gen: I tell you what mine authors say...


[sticky post] Cherie’s Fanfiction Masterlist of Doom

Real Person Fic: CW

Stories are listed chronologically by when I wrote them. In other words, the lower a story is in its section, the better the chance is it will be very, very bad. Just in the interest of full disclosure.

SupernaturalCollapse )

Real Person Fic: CWCollapse )

CrossoversCollapse )


The Bible
Harry Potter
Kiss of the Spider Woman
Les Miserables
The Lord of the Rings
The Painted Veil
The Phantom of the Opera
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Star Trek
Real Person Fic: Football

Feb. 28th, 2017

J2: You are you are the love of my life.


Real Person Fic - CW: Forever and a Day

Title: Forever and a Day
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R for sexual content, heavy gore and violence, dark!boys, character death (not J2)
Word Count: 10,234
Author’s Note: About a year and a half ago, I failed to write this for the spnopera challenge, where I claimed Faust. In doing so, I let down the wonderful artist who did NOT fail in creating amazing art for this story, amberdreams. Although I fear it is too little too late, I wanted to make that up to her. Seriously, look at what she drew. MURDER SPOUSES!!!! I hope you all enjoy this story, which is as much if not more-so inspired by the Hannibal television series finale (mostly in the last scene) as it was by Faust. I’m not sure creepy is a genre I excel in, but I wanted to try. A million thanks to oddishly, who read over this and offered helpful suggestions, most of which I was too lazy or pressed for time to take, but who at least did the great service of slightly reassuring me that this fic was not as bad as I thought.

Summary: AU: Jared lives almost 100 years as a pious man before the demon Mishatopheles appears with a deal to give him back the youth he wasted in exchange for his soul. For centuries, Jared is content to spread chaos in service to his master, until he meets Jensen, whose innocent exterior cloaks a darkness Jared can’t resist.


Fate links thee to me forever and a day.Collapse )

Jan. 31st, 2017



Eyewitness: Wildwood

Title: Wildwood
Fandom: Eyewitness
Characters/Pairings: Philip/Lukas
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content (barebacking). Warnings for past trauma and hints of PTSD.
Word Count: 11,641
Author’s Note: Notes on AO3.


Summary: It's Lukas's birthday, so Philip hesitantly agrees to join him for a weekend on the Jersey Shore. Attempts to get him in the water are met with varying degrees of success.

You're staring at the sun. You're standing in the sea. Your mouth is open wide. You're trying hard to breath. The water's at your neck. There's lightning in your teeth. Your body's over me.Collapse )

The End.

Jan. 8th, 2017

Gen: I'm on the pursuit of happiness.


Eyewitness: Origins

Title: Origins
Fandom: Eyewitness
Characters/Pairings: Philip/Lukas
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content between minors
Word Count: 11,382
Author’s Note: Okay, not that I actually expect anyone to read this on LiveJournal, but in the interest of this journal being my fic archive, I am posting it here anyway. This is just a little (*cough*) something I wrote recently for my new fandom, Eyewitness. If you are aboard the Philip/Lukas train and have not yet heard, go check out a_savage_love. Thanks to riyku for the beta. More notes on AO3.
Summary: Technically, it starts in English class.


It really began in the days when the Love Laws were made. The laws that lay down who should be loved, and how. And how much.Collapse )

The End.

Dec. 31st, 2016

J2: Here's looking at you.


Real Person Fic - CW: Falling Into Heaven

Title: Falling Into Heaven
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13 for language and comedic violence
Word Count: 3,118
Author’s Note: Merry belated spn_j2_xmas to sammythankyou. I am so sorry this was not done on time, but hopefully it will bring you some New Year's cheer! I wrote for your prompt: "Apprentice!demonJ1 (or any creature/whatever? Leviathan, soul-dealer, bionic parts-seller...?) pestering J2 to (sell his soul, loaning it, 'but I knooow that that kneecap needs a replacement' *tries and fails to break it*) in order to get a career boost. Career may or may not get boosted, J1 gets to keep the annoying/clumsy-but-cute J2 anyway." I really hope you like it. Thank you (and I'm sorry) to the lovely mod tebtosca and thank you so much to my last minute life-saver beta, dugindeep. Title from Josh Ritter's Rattling Locks.
Summary: AU: Jensen is an acquisitions demon assigned to get Jared's soul. Problem is, Jared is so clumsy, he might just get himself killed before Jensen has a chance to corrupt him.

I had a dream where I was dying. But it weren't no nightmare, I was peaceful as I fell. And if I was falling into Heaven, Heaven must be hotter than the Bible tells.Collapse )

Oct. 13th, 2016

SPN: Pilot extended...it's on *my* DVD.


Supernatural: Do Androids Dream? [Part 2/2]

Back to Part One


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.Collapse )
SPN: Sam's problems are > mine.


Supernatural: Do Androids Dream? [Part 1/2]

Title: Do Androids Dream?
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean, attempted Sam/Ruby, past Sam/Jess, background Casey/Gil, Anna/Castiel, and Henriksen/Bela
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content, violence, alcohol use, and language
Word Count: 16,398
Author’s Note: Written for spn_cinema where my prompt was Blade Runner. With many thanks to the mods both for running this awesome challenge and for allowing me to adopt a slightly later posting date. Thanks are also in order for riyku & BockVer, my two darlings who volunteered to beta THIS MORNING and got it back to me so fast and with so much useful input. Seriously, you guys should have seen the mess draft I sent them, especially the last scene. THEY SAVED THE DAY. But by far my most dramatic thanks (and apologies) are for blythechild who claimed this story for robotbigbang in 2013 (yes, the 2013 that happened three years ago) and did AMAZING BEAUTIFUL ART for a story that never came to be UNTIL TODAY! THIS IS THE SOMEDAY I PROMISED YOU THREE YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD I TOTALLY PROMISE I WILL FINISH IT, THO!!" The lesson is to never give up on your flaky asshole friends because they might eventually unfuck themselves. ANNNYYWAY, thanks to the wonderful Blythe for responding with kindness and enthusiasm when I reached out this morning about whether I could still use her art with my story THREE YEARS LATE, because she would have been well within her rights to tell me to buzz off but INSTEAD I HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL ART. As a warning, the art contains a big, big spoiler for the story! You should DEFINITELY LOOK AT THIS ART, but probably read the story first (unless you don't want to read the story, in which case you should nonetheless oogle the art).

Summary: AU: Sam has been training to be a blade runner most of his life, ever since a group of rogue replicants killed his mother in an attempt to kidnap him as a baby. Now he's one of the top officers in the L.A. Police Department's Blade Running Unit, with a reputation for being ruthless when retiring rebellious androids. Problem is: Sam's never been as comfortable killing replicants as he pretends to be; growing up with Dean as his primary caretaker and a valued member of the family has left Sam with a weak spot for androids that he knows might get him killed one day. Knowing that doesn't stop Sam from loving Dean, or from wishing his replicant was as human as he acts. Now he's on the trail of Azazel, the yellow-eyed android responsible for ruining his life, but the closer he gets to retiring Azazel and putting an end to his days as a blade runner, the more he learns that there might be no turning back for him and Dean. (Loosely based on Blade Runner)




Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.Collapse )


Jul. 22nd, 2016

J2: Hearts literally in my eyes.


Real Person Fic - CW: Only Flying for a While [Art]

Title: Art for Only Flying for a While by electriclita
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG. Fic is NC-17 for explicit sexual content, language, and alcohol abuse/addiction.
Type: Digital and Drawn Art
Author’s Note: This is the art for electriclita's spn_j2_bigbang Only Flying for a While. The fic is in turn heart-warming and fun and heart-breaking, it really showcases the full spectrum of human emotion. Lita was such a joy to work with, wrote a story that would inspire any artist (I actually wanted to do more, but alas, July was crazy) and I only hope I did right by it. Lita--I loved your enthusiasm, both online and in person, and appreciate that you were so warm and encouraging and willing to follow me on all the crazy limbs I went on. <3
Summary: AU: Jared and Jensen have been inseparable since childhood, growing from rascally kids to awkward teenagers to twenty-somethings figuring out their places in the world together. As Jensen's catapulted into the world of fame and fortune after the lucky break of a lifetime, he falls to the bottom of the bottle to cope. When his lifelong relationship with Jared explodes under the pressure, both of them are left picking up pieces of two lives that were never really meant to be separate.


Only Flying for a WhileCollapse )

Jul. 19th, 2016

SPN: Won&#39;t let you fall.


Supernatural: Crawl Space [Art]

Title: Art for Crawl Space by lyryk
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean, Charlie Bradbury/Lily Baker
Rating: PG. Fic is R for underage non-penetrative sex; references to bondage and praise kink.
Type: Digital Art
Author’s Note: This is the art for lyryk's spn_j2_bigbang Crawl Space. The story is so so good and reading it reminded me what it feels like to read and love pre-series Wincest fic. Seriously, it deserved better art than I could give it, but hopefully I did alright by it. I claimed it for weecest reasons and was not disappointed—plus, I think you’ll like the twist at the end on the delicious Stanford angst. READ THE THING!!
Summary: AU (canon divergence). When Sam is sixteen, John discovers that his son might have demon blood in him. While John and Bobby go looking for answers, Dean is instructed to keep Sam locked up in Bobby's panic room. When Sam begins to have strangely realistic dreams about a girl named Lily who seems to be trapped in a dark, cramped space, he knows he has to do whatever he can to help her. Convincing Dean that he's really Sam—and not acting under the influence of the demon blood—will, however, not be easy.


Crawl SpaceCollapse )

Apr. 10th, 2016

SPN: Bring Baby back.


Supernatural: Tabula Rasa

Title: Tabula Rasa
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content and character death
Word Count: 1,849
Author’s Note: Written for salt_burn_porn for rivkat's prompt "where are you going with that thing?
Summary: Sam and Dean find each other in The Empty.

Maybe there's a God above but all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya. And it's not a cry that you hear at night. It's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah.Collapse )

Apr. 9th, 2016

J2: Jared and Sadie--Love at first nom.


Real Person Fic - CW: Homeward Bound

Title: Homeward Bound
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including (consensual) bestiality
Word Count: 4,873
Author’s Note: Written for the Spring 2016 round of spn_masquerade for the prompt: Where one of the boys is the dog and the other one tries to restrain himself, but he's always wanted to get fucked by a dog. Maybe J1 cursed into being a dog and he changes back at the end, or he's a weredog who approaches J2 in dog form because he can smell that J2 gets aroused around dogs? If not from the dog's POV, I'd like some kind of indication that the dog knows what is going on and likes it a whole lot.
Summary: There's a curse on Jensen's family that forces every second son to be turned into a dog on his 38th birthday. Jensen learns about it the hard way.

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, crying to the moon, 'If only, if only.'Collapse )

Mar. 27th, 2016

SPN: Breathe out so I can breathe you in


Supernatural: Metamorphosis

Title: Metamorphosis
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: girl!Sam/Dean
Rating: R for sexual content
Word Count: 1,037
Author’s Note: Written for the Spring 2016 round of spn_masquerade for the prompt: One J is transgender just beginning the physical transition, and in a long-term relationship with the other J. Any part of that journey would be great.
Summary: "Five more minutes," she mumbles from inside her cocoon, just like she did when she was a bony thirteen year old boy with acne and racecar pajamas.

Don;t need no songs playing on the radio. Get my truth from your thrift store halo.Collapse )
J2: Everything good about the world.


Real Person Fic - CW: One Lucky Stiff

Title: One Lucky Stiff
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content, necrophilia, suicidal ideation, off-screen homophobia, and death
Word Count: 4,081
Author’s Note: Written for the Spring 2016 round of spn_masquerade for the prompt: Jensen is a mortician and Jared is the most beautiful thing he's seen come across his table. He knows it's wrong, but he just can't stop himself. Author or Artist can reverse roles if you prefer!
Summary: AU: Jared is a mortician, Jensen's body is on his table, and Jensen has some complaints about the afterlife.

I can't believe he was boning her!Collapse )
J2: Somehow I never have enough J2 icons


Real Person Fic - CW: Tennessee Honey

Title: Tennessee Honey
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including breath play
Word Count: 4,951
Author’s Note: Written for the Spring 2016 round of spn_masquerade for the prompt: "u awake"
Jared's phone starts buzzing and he knows: once again, Jensen's drunk and wants to come over. Jared's cool with it though because Jensen gets a little rough and possessive when he gets drunk, and Jared gets off on it like crazy.

Summary: Jared is no stranger to getting texts like this from Jensen. It’s a booty call with some unspoken context; it means that Jensen’s surrounded by too many people to say all the ways he wants to destroy Jared out loud.

You gave me a taste, now I know that there’s no getting off you. I don’t wanna ever come down off this cloud of lovin’ you.Collapse )

Feb. 29th, 2016

J2: Taste the rainbow.


Real Person Fic - CW: Star-Crossed [Part 1/3(probably)]

There'd be no ties of time and space to bind me. And no horizon I could not pursue. I'd leave the world's misfortunes far behind me. I'd put my faith and trust in something new.Collapse )
J2: Star-Crossed!boys


Real Person Fic - CW: Star-Crossed Masterpost

Title: Star-Crossed
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content and all issues inherent in slave fic: physical, sexual, and emotional abuse (none between the main pairing, most of it not graphic)
Word Count: TBD
Author’s Note: Okay, here I am, a MASSIVE FUCKING LOSER posting my spn_reversebang way late and incomplete to boot. I had so many things throw themselves in my path as I was scrambling to finish this fic, from a lost laptop charger to getting really sick, but I had to stick with it because this beautiful art of soulmatecest's inspired me so much and I really wanted to give her the story she deserved. I am still working on that story, but since the spn_reversebang is a really important challenge to both of us--and one I have always participated in--we wanted to get SOMETHING up before the challenge shut its doors for the year. So with that in mind, please be warned that THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY INCOMPLETE. Honestly, I don't recommend reading it yet! I will be working on getting the rest up either today or over the next few days (honestly, depending on how much my health does or does not improve), and at that point I'll advertise the complete product. Thank you so much to the spn_reversebang mods for running my favorite challenge of the year smoothly and compassionately, and to quickreaver in particular for being the one to have to put up with me. Saint. Thank you also to alley_cat025 for looking over the first chunk I'm posting and reassuring me that there are no horrifying errors.

Pao, my delicious pepperoni hot pocket, you were the best to work with. Not only were you forgiving of my constant lateness, enthusiastic as hell, and so goddamn talented, you also are just such a hilarious person to mess around with and we were on SUCH A WAVELENGTH with this story and you made me so fucking excited to work on it. I wanted it to be the best story it could be for you and I am still working on making it that. And although you know most of what will happen, I THINK YOU WILL FIND I SLIPPED IN SOME SPECIAL SURPRISES FOR YOU. Jensen's dick is not quite made of candy (*moment of silence for all the mourning Jareds*) but the next best thing. I hope so so much that you love the complete story as much as you loved the bits you have read. Although I was not always The Best author to work with, this has been one of my favorite collaborations in all my time in fandom. Seriously, I've wanted to rub my limbs all over your art from the first time I saw it, but I am so so glad it finally happened for this project.

Summary: AU: As a space captain in the post-Earth age of exploration, Jared seems to have everything a guy could want. He's engaged to a beautiful empress, soon to be the emperor, and, best of all, is pioneering the human race's colony on the beautiful and recently discovered planet of Acklonia. He's not a fan of everything his empire does, but he turns a blind eye—at least until he meets Jensen, an enslaved native of the planet he's trying to settle. Despite Jensen's distrust of humans, and of Jared in particular, there's a spark between them that can't be ignored. But Jared's engagement to the Empress means that the closer they grow, the more they put their lives and the future of Jensen's planet at stake.

(Basically, it's Aida IN SPAAAACE.)

PART ONE 🚀 PART TWO (eventually) 🚀 PART THREE (eventually)


AO3 (eventually)

Dec. 31st, 2015

J2: Here in your arms.


Real Person Fic - CW: The Castaways [2/2]

Back to Part One


I'll write my way out. Overwhelm them with honesty. This is the eye of the hurricane.Collapse )

The End.
J2: I&#39;ll draw 3 figures on your heart.


Real Person Fic - CW: The Castaways [1/2]

Title: The Castaways
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen with some vaguely implied future Genevieve/Danneel
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content and past homophobia (off-screen), some internalized homophobia as a result
Word Count: 11,683
Author’s Note: Written as an (incredibly late, I'M SO SORRY) spn_j2_xmas gift for my wonderful darling dollarformyname. L, I wanted to write you the greatest present ever both because you are wonderful and because I have failed you on so many levels this year and you deserve ALL THE NICE THINGS and NONE OF THE FAILURE. PLEASE DO NOT THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I OWE YOU 70,000 WORDS OF OUR BIGBANG, but as I have been in a writing rut this year, hopefully this will tide you over for a bit!! Honestly, I had the stupidest problem with you as my recipient—I loved every single pairing & almost all the likes you listed, so I could not for the life of me choose one thing. I really really hope that I chose right and that you love this story. I also owe deirdre_c many thanks for helping me try to determine which of the 8,000 pairings and likes that you and I shared would make the best gift. I tried to work in a couple of your prompts (uh, ships don't really have roofs, but I have a confession in the highest part of the ship, so???) and many of your likes. This was mainly inspired by your love of touch starvation, sea descriptions, tactile/touching/cuddling, and h/c.

Full disclosure to all readers: I'm not now, nor have I ever been, a pirate (shocking, I know), so my knowledge about pirate ships and life at sea is pretty limited. I did do my research where possible, but I was largely relying on the fact that the POV character also knows nothing about sailing. That said, there are likely practical and historical errors all over this story, but also it's porn, so get over it. So many thank yous to dugindeep and wolfize who both did champion beta jobs at very literally the eleventh hour…and on New Year's, no less. They made this story waaaay better than it was. Basically everything that isn't terrible? That's all them. But by all means, give me the credit anyway. :D Finally, a thank you to the wonderful xmas mod herself, tebtosca, for believing in me when honestly it would have been way smarter not to.

Summary: AU: Jared is a passenger on a ship to America when a storm forces them to take refuge on the first spit of dry land they find. There, Jared finds Jensen, a man who has been stranded alone on the island for years.


In the eye of the hurricane there is quiet. For just a moment. A yellow sky.Collapse )


Oct. 1st, 2015

J2: How so beautiful when you smileee?


Real Person Fic - CW: On Rough Seas

Title: On Rough Seas
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R for sexual content, gore, and general creepiness
Word Count: 5,370
Author’s Note: This was written for to_pm_with_love as a gift for petite_madame. It was 100% inspired by her beautiful Merman Jared arts, which you can find here and here. This story has not been beta’d.
Summary: AU: Jensen is a sailor who falls in love with a siren.

Beyond the terror of being eaten alive is the ineffability of being drunk alive.Collapse )

Sep. 30th, 2015

SPN: Weecest kiss.


Supernatural: Gonna Take You to the Glory

Title: Gonna Take You to the Glory
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17 for underage (Sam is 14/15), explicit sexual content including barebacking
Word Count: 8,016
Author’s Note: Third fill for spn_masquerade written for the prompt: When Dean finds out from some high school seniors that there's a girl who sucks dicks for hours through a gloryhole every Thursday night in an abandoned house, he can't wait for the next Thursday to go to the address they gave him and get his dick sucked, too.

When it happens again a few months later in a different town, he can't believe his luck. Seriously, that kind of shit only happens in porn. Dean's in heaven.

The third time, he starts to think that it's a bit suspicious. Is it really that common, or is someone following them? It doesn't really matter though, because hey, blowjobs, man.

The fourth time, though, Dean finally puts two and two together. It doesn't stop him from getting his dick sucked.
Summary: When Dean finds out from some high school seniors that there's a girl who sucks dicks for hours through a gloryhole every Thursday night in an abandoned house, he can't wait for the next Thursday to go to the address they gave him and get his dick sucked, too.

When it happens again a few months later in a different town, he can't believe his luck. The third time, he starts to think that it's a bit suspicious. The fourth time, though, Dean finally puts two and two together.

When you meet me in person what do you feel like? I know, I know I look better in real life.Collapse )

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